my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
Doctor: Oh, hello Rusty. Do you mind if I call you Rusty?
Show of hands! Who else wants to be good at drawing just to get that perfect fanart they can never find for their ship?
girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack
why are people reblogging this it just says mcdonalds in russian why the fuck
this could be us but you playin
- ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU
- DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU
- UNDERCOVER AU
- PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
- PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
- REINCARNATION AU
- CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
- THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop