This is true. I’ve benefited from all of this and more.
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope
this is how gay people communicate
This is why God-folk fear us.
I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.
Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.
Wizard beard got me
So it’s my little sisters birthday