kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

clumsycapitolunicorn:

Dalek: DOCTAAAA
Doctor: Oh, hello Rusty. Do you mind if I call you Rusty?

sylveonismyqueen:

Show of hands! Who else wants to be good at drawing just to get that perfect fanart they can never find for their ship?

lumos5001:

hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

true story

imreesehaha:

snipershark:

why are people reblogging this it just says mcdonalds in russian why the fuck

Aesthetic

imreesehaha:

snipershark:

why are people reblogging this it just says mcdonalds in russian why the fuck

Aesthetic

verywetteen:

this could be us but you playin

  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU
Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Mew: mew

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop