|—||Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)|
This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..
This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’
|—||Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)|
This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in
who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere
leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly
I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.
I have not received my pin pal.
I have not received my character based off my blog.
I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.
I HAVE been lied to.
I never even got that “doot doot”
I also found this $5 toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter”
here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to take before pics so here’s a picture of it from amazon). I also filled in some gaps in his tail with epoxy putty and sanded his edges a little.
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense