annekewrites:

This is true.  I’ve benefited from all of this and more.

annekewrites:

This is true.  I’ve benefited from all of this and more.

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

image

roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

somecreativedomain:

timothykelleherseyebrows:

jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

The dialect

This is why God-folk fear us.

supernaturalswhore:

newtypeshadow:

purgatory-destiel:

I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.

Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.

Wizard beard got me

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine